O. M. G.
The president's Re-Election Campaign Committee has unveiled this Orwellian website where you can report people who talk bad about Mr. Poutyface. I seriously feel like self-reporting every day. It can only help my traffic.
I wonder if people reported on this website get visits from the Secret Service or maybe some good ol' fashion Chicago thuggery. The president's buddy Andy Stern has plenty of experience with intimidating opponents.
Feel free to report me, I'll let you know if I spot any black helicopters circling my home at night.